|An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a|
pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home,
He walks into their room and says to his wife "Notice anything
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look.
Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?"
Bessie looks up and says "Sam, what's different? Its hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down, Bessie?
It's hanging down because its looking at my new boots!!!"
Bessie replies "Should'a bought a hat, Sam"